[ Like any stupid asshole, his fingers start moving faster. If this was in person, he would have been able to stop himself. But as someone who argued often on Internet forums, he sometimes types more than he should. ]
OF COURSE, HE WAS A CUTE DISCIPLE AND HE IS EVEN MORE GOOD-LOOKING NOW DON'T ACT LIKE HIS LOOKS HAVE BECOME WORSE WHEN THEY'VE GOTTEN BETTER
[ He wants to offer words of encouragement, but after he himself emerged from Burial Mound, he’d been obsessed with the idea of revenge. He’d tortured Wen Chao to death. ]
Do you want to come stay at my place? Maiden Saber is impossibly strong, and I’m not without my own abilities. Or maybe with Xie Lian?
[ The one nice thing about these laptops is that they only work in a person's home. Which means, right now he knows where Shen Qingqiu is. So he instantly leaps off the balcony and runs as fast as he can, tearing down the street, all the way to Shen Qingqiu's house in Bluo.
[ His heart doesn't clench that much in hearing the knock or words. Like Luo Binghe wouldn't just blast down the door! Please!! Come on!! The audience would be upset if he didn't show up in the most dramatic fashion possible!
He breathes out slow as he still clenches his fan. Why would you do this?! ]
[ He is mildly surprised at the perturbed look he is given. ]
This matter is something that I caused. [ I can't ask someone to come wipe my ass after I've made a mess, okay?! I'm an adult!! I can handle it! Most likely! ]
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Are you all right?
[ specifically: ]
Do you need help?
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Are you all right?
[ Let's get that out first!! ]
You did not mention you knew me, did you?
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I might have called him a cute little disciple too.
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Was.
He looked that way, in your heart.
[ He thinks for a while before saying the following. But there’s no point beating around the bush, therefore: ]
He said he wasn’t little anymore, so he must be from a time after you
[ er ]
Do you think he really wants to kill you?
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OF COURSE, HE WAS A CUTE DISCIPLE
AND HE IS EVEN MORE GOOD-LOOKING NOW
DON'T ACT LIKE HIS LOOKS HAVE BECOME WORSE WHEN THEY'VE GOTTEN BETTER
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No. Killing me is no longer an issue. It will most likely come to torture. He has five years of anger pent up to take out on me, after all.
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Do you want to come stay at my place? Maiden Saber is impossibly strong, and I’m not without my own abilities. Or maybe with Xie Lian?
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okay you're terrified of being tortured to death, and it's clearly making you mental, but really ]
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these are just how things are
and if
[ If you turn against me, I'll understand. ]
if something should happen
i don't blame anyone
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Knock knock! ]
Hey, it's me! Little Bing-bing Open up!
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He breathes out slow as he still clenches his fan. Why would you do this?! ]
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That is not a very good joke, Wei Wuxian.
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Trying to handle this on your own, resigning yourself to your fate, not asking anyone for help—that's not a very good joke either, A-Qiu.
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This matter is something that I caused. [ I can't ask someone to come wipe my ass after I've made a mess, okay?! I'm an adult!! I can handle it! Most likely! ]
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[ He starts to leave. ]
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Did you think I would say that? Whether you caused it or not, what does that have to do with anything?
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